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Q: What did.., 156 character

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

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Wife: "I lo.., 123 character

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

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As an airpl.., 365 character

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Why do wome.., 115 character

Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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A young wom.., 480 character

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance.The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

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How did the.., 129 character

How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

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A man asks,.., 222 character

A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”

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A tough loo.., 710 character

A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"

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For all the.., 138 character

For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.

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Did you hea.., 142 character

Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

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