christian quotes page 1

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Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

      

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

      

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Deja Vu – When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.

      

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Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

      

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In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period.

      

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Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way.

      

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Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose to pay for self destruction

      

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Did Noah include termites on the ark?

      

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I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.

      

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

      
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