fat quotes page 1

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, 81 character

Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.

      

, 81 character

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.

      

, 101 character

You're so fat that your husband rolled over after sex, rolled over again and was STILL on top of you.

      

, 57 character

Missionary Impossible: When 2 fat people try to have sex.

      

, 70 character

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

      

, 118 character

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

      

, 104 character

How do you tell if a chick's too fat to f*ck? When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them.

      

, 51 character

Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever.

      

, 76 character

Why did God create black men? So fat white girls could dance (and get laid).

      

, 42 character

You have enough fat to make another human.

      
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