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, 30 character

Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.

      

, 70 character

My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?

      

, 117 character

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

      

, 55 character

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

      

, 87 character

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

      

, 40 character

Marriage is the main reason for divorce.

      

, 63 character

My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion.

      

, 137 character

Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'

      

, 59 character

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

      

, 45 character

Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.

      
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