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Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

      

, 177 character

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

      

, 73 character

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

      

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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

      

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Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people.

      

, 47 character

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

      

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People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with "lol" should be shot.

      

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Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

      

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I dont care or think about the people in my past... there is some reason why they didn't make it to my future!

      

, 97 character

Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs...

      
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