stupid quotes page 1

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, 124 character

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

      

, 76 character

I am probably single....because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008

      

, 58 character

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

      

, 93 character

Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says

      

, 77 character

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

      

, 75 character

I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

      

, 107 character

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

      

, 59 character

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

      

, 76 character

I'm selling a parachute – just as new, used only one time, didn't open once.

      

, 71 character

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader.

      
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