time quotes page 1

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, 67 character

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

      

, 65 character

Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.

      

, 92 character

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

      

, 97 character

When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper "You did this."

      

, 60 character

I could be a morning person. If morning started around noon.

      

, 133 character

When your kids are little you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.

      

, 28 character

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

      

, 59 character

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

      

, 88 character

The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby.

      

, 48 character

Why kill time when you can make it work for you?

      
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