Chutiya SMS page 1

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agar aap apni ex ka phone yeh soch kar uthate.., 136 character

agar aap apni ex ka phone yeh
soch kar uthate hain ki woh
shayad wapis aana chahti hai to
"pyar ka panchnama" ki kasam
aap chutiye hain.

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Agar aap ko ek Ladki ki 'Chaal' dekh ke hi us.., 129 character

Agar aap ko ek Ladki ki 'Chaal' dekh ke hi uske character ka pata lag jata hai to aap gyaani nahi sir ji asal me Aap Chutiye Hain

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Agar aap traffic jam me ye samajhkar horn baj.., 145 character

Agar aap traffic jam me ye samajhkar horn bajate rehte hai ki aapke aage khadi gaadiyo me chutiye log bethe hai to wo nahi balki Aap Chutiye Hain

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अगर आपने 500/- ज्यादा देकर इंडिगो एयरलाइन्स म.., 135 character

अगर आपने 500/- ज्यादा देकर इंडिगो एयरलाइन्स में एमरजेंसी एग्जिट सीट ली है तो एयर इंडिया वाले खुद आपके घर आकर बोलेंगे की आप चूतिये हैं !

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Sun Raha hai Na Tu Ro raha hu mein ye gana Ro.., 174 character

Sun Raha hai Na Tu Ro raha hu mein ye gana Roj Raat Bhar Sunne se agar aapko lagta hai ki Aapki Gf Vapas Aa jayegi to kasam Dance Master Mithun Chakraborty ki aap chutiye hai

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Sun Raha hai Na Tu Ro raha hu mein ye gana Ro.., 174 character

Sun Raha hai Na Tu Ro raha hu mein ye gana Roj Raat Bhar Sunne se agar aapko lagta hai ki Aapki Gf Vapas Aa jayegi to kasam Dance Master Mithun Chakraborty ki aap chutiye hai

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Agar CID dekhte dekhte aap khud aapne aap ko .., 139 character

Agar CID dekhte dekhte aap khud aapne aap ko ACP samajh ke case solve karne lag jaate hoo toh kasam daya ke thappad ki Aap Chutiye Hain !!!

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Agar aap Computer/Internet lovers ko 21vi sad.., 178 character

Agar aap Computer/Internet lovers ko 21vi sadi me loser ka tag dene ki koshish karte hai to aapke 19vi sadi ke Delhi Municipal School jisme aap padhe ho ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

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Dear boys, agar aapko lagta hai ki har ladki .., 140 character

Dear boys, agar aapko lagta hai ki har ladki jo aapse haske baat karti hai wo aapko seduce karne ki koshish kar rahi hai to Aap Chutiye Hain

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agar apne dosto ko chhor ke aap 24 ghante lad.., 119 character

agar apne dosto ko chhor ke aap 24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse rehte hein toh aap Cocktail ke hero nahi, Aap Chutiye Hain

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