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Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open th.., 136 character

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.

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At 3AM: Man in bed with his wife, Slides his .., 238 character

At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife,
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,
Across her waist,
Under her neck,
Under her back,
& suddenly stops..
Wife: Why did u stop?
Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
WORLD CUP FEVER

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Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko.., 222 character

Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli:
Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi

Ladka: Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar
Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge!!

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World’s shortest joke:-

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World’s shortest joke:-

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Papa, kasam se..
Deewar pe shampoo gira tha!!

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Sharma ji ki party me dinner karte hue Verma .., 350 character

Sharma ji ki party me dinner karte hue
Verma ji ke pas Mrs Sharma akar boli:
Bhaisaab,apne to kuch liya hi nahi!
Or 1 chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.

Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne Verma ji se puchha:

Khana kaisa tha?

Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya thi,
par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya!

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Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘Jasmine’ ky.., 190 character

Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘Jasmine’ kyoo hai?
Mom: kyoki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai
Boy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?
Mom: ‘Gotiya’ faltu ki bakwas bandd kar!!

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Doctor to Female: Kya aap delivery ke time.. .., 140 character

Doctor to Female:
Kya aap delivery ke time..
bachche ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahogi?

Female: Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.

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Teacher: Give example for ‘Rai ka pahad.., 93 character

Teacher: Give example for
‘Rai ka pahad banana..’

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Student: Padded bra..

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1 Girl to Another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi.. c.., 147 character

1 Girl to Another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi..
chakku se mar raha tha!!!

2nd Girl: Tu dar mat
agar sapne sach hote to me
roz subah pregnant hoti..!!

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