Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.
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At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife,
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,
Across her waist,
Under her neck,
Under her back,
& suddenly stops..
Wife: Why did u stop?
Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
WORLD CUP FEVER
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Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli:
Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi
Ladka: Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar
Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge!!
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World’s shortest joke:-
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Papa, kasam se..
Deewar pe shampoo gira tha!!
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Sharma ji ki party me dinner karte hue
Verma ji ke pas Mrs Sharma akar boli:
Bhaisaab,apne to kuch liya hi nahi!
Or 1 chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.
Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne Verma ji se puchha:
Khana kaisa tha?
Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya thi,
par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya!
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Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘Jasmine’ kyoo hai?
Mom: kyoki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai
Boy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?
Mom: ‘Gotiya’ faltu ki bakwas bandd kar!!
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Doctor to Female:
Kya aap delivery ke time..
bachche ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahogi?
Female: Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.
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Teacher: Give example for
‘Rai ka pahad banana..’
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Student: Padded bra..
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1 Girl to Another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi..
chakku se mar raha tha!!!
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat
agar sapne sach hote to me
roz subah pregnant hoti..!!
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It’s Strange But Damn Very True Fact.
Laptop Speakers Are Too Quiet For Music,
But Too Loud For @dult Movies.
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