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Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chah.., 130 character

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

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Har sawal say dut ker larna, Phainkhnay me ka.., 150 character

Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

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Human brain is the most outstanding object in.., 194 character

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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To be a Good professional, always start to st.., 126 character

To be a Good professional,
always start to study late for Exams.
Because it teaches how to manage Time
and tackle Emergencies!

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My nights are going sleepless, my days are go.., 130 character

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near

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Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha.., 145 character

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

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Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari h.., 153 character

Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(’;’)

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus….

Parhna baqi hay :p

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Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar .., 126 character

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-.., 159 character

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Par.., 138 character

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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