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Guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye.. . . .., 113 character

Guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye..
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Aaj offer aaya hai..
Usi ki shaadi me bajane ke liye..

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Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja.., 170 character

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

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World’s most romantic line ever said by.., 118 character

World’s most romantic line ever
said by a girl to her boyfriend:

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Achchha Baba.. Karlo!

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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kis.., 215 character

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!!

Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!!
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Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye
aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya…

Happy Gandhi Jayanti

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Whatsapp would be a disaster if

‘.., 109 character

Whatsapp would be a disaster if

‘Last Seen At’

was changed to

‘Last Seen With’.

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Ladkiyo ka real fact: pehle to ladke se kehti.., 269 character

Ladkiyo ka real fact: pehle to ladke se kehti hai,
tum mujhe pasnd karte ho na..
Ladka: Nahi to..
Ladki: Me sab janti hu..
Ladka: Pata hai ek ladki mujhe acchi lagti hai..
Ladki: Wo main hi hu na such bolo..
Moral: Ladke kabhi purpose karte nai ladkiyan karwati hai..!!

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Din bhar kitna bhi kyun na ghoom lo .. Sabse .., 140 character

Din bhar kitna bhi kyun na ghoom lo ..
Sabse hot ladki tabhi dikhegi
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jab gharwalo ke sath bazaar jaoge..!!

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Aaj badi umeed se ek saath 15 beautiful DP wa.., 180 character

Aaj badi umeed se ek saath
15 beautiful DP waali girls ko
‘Friends Request’ bhej di..
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Kya pta inme se koi..
tum logo ki Bhabhi Bann Jaaye.

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Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl With Fair Comp.., 173 character

Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl
With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair
The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
‘ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA’

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Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke.., 212 character

Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola
Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick hota
Ladki Ne huste hue jawab diye
Ladki: Shukar karo nahi ho warna roz kisi ke lu*d pe lage hotey.

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