Flirt SMS page 3

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Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye, na mujhe jamane.., 129 character

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,
na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai,
jo apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de,
bas aise dost ki talaash hai!

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Ladka GF ko dinner pe le gaya… GF ne ma.., 185 character

Ladka GF ko dinner pe le gaya…
GF ne mahnge item order kiye.

Ladka: Maa ke ghar bhi yehi khaati hai?
GF: Maa ne diner ke baad meri leni nahin hoti
Ladkiyan wakai MC ho gayi hai.

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Jaan I can’t live without you! Will you.., 181 character

Jaan I can’t live without you!
Will you marry me?

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Here is the KILLING Reply –

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Kaun mar raha hai ab!
I lost all my contacts,
kindly msg me your name.

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Agar koi Ladki make-up karke, Sajdhaj kar, Ne.., 223 character

Agar koi Ladki make-up karke,
Sajdhaj kar,
New dress pehan kar,
Shaadi,
Party,
ya kisi function me
ja rahi ho..
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Toh samajh lo..
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Next day ya to uski profile pic change hogi ya…

Relationship status..

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Arz kiya hai…… pyar me girls bana.., 147 character

Arz kiya hai……
pyar me girls banati hai boys ko ullu.
isqk me girls banati hai boys ko ullu,
boys pakad ke ghumte hai babaji ka thullu.

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Jhuta tha wo Dost..!! Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi m.., 148 character

Jhuta tha wo Dost..!!
Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi maango de dunga,
Aaj woh apni girlfriend ko Jaan kehta hai,
Aur maango to kamina gaaliya deta hai…

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Joke of Year Ek ladki dupatta mooh pe lapete .., 195 character

Joke of Year
Ek ladki dupatta mooh pe lapete hue Scooty se ja rahi thi.
Baju se ek aadmi bike se jaate hue bola…
Jaaneman, zara chehra toh dikhati jao..
Ladki boli: Papa, main hoon! Pinky..

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Boy1: Tune us ladki ke liye Cigarette chhor d.., 260 character

Boy1: Tune us ladki ke liye Cigarette chhor di?
Boy2: haan
Boy1: daru bhi chhor diya?
Boy2: haan!
Boy1: Jua bhi chhor diya?
Boy2: haan!!
Boy1: abey to shaadi kyu nahi ki usse??
Boy2: yaar itna sudhar gya tha ke usse bhi mast mil gayi.
aur usey bhi chhor diya..

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Boy: Hey! I like U. Meri GF Bnogi..?

Gi.., 130 character

Boy: Hey!
I like U.
Meri GF Bnogi..?

Girl: Hmm..!!
Give Me Ur Number,
Jab Current BF Se Break-up Hoga.. To Miss Call Kar Dungi..

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Woh ishq ki raaho me kyaa kamaal karti hai..<.., 97 character

Woh ishq ki raaho me kyaa kamaal karti hai..

Likhti hai I love you!
Aur send to all karti hai..

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