Flirt SMS page 4

140 char,    160 char,    All length

Girl to shopkeeper: Bhaiya aap ke pas aisa va.., 191 character

Girl to shopkeeper: Bhaiya aap ke pas aisa valentine card hai jisme likha ho..
‘U R MY 1st and would be my Last LOVE..?
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai..!
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Girl: Theek hai 20 de do.

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Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to.. usne muje tha.., 177 character

Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to..
usne muje thank u bola.
Maine kaha thank u mat kaho…
ye lo mera Number aur 3 ladkiyo ko dena
Aur un se kaho k ye
aur 3 ladkiyo ko de…

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Ladki patane ka tarika..

Chupke se usko.., 177 character

Ladki patane ka tarika..

Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo
Agar hasi to samjo FASI
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Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao
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DIDI DAR GAYI
DIDI DAR GAYI!!

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I told her: If you love me, kal red pahan ke .., 175 character

I told her:
If you love me, kal red pahan ke aana.

Wo black pehan ke aayi.
Mujhe bura laga.

Jab wo coffee uthaane jhuki…
toh maine jaana, wo andar se pyar karti hai.

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Girls Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi, Ho sake .., 145 character

Girls Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi,
Ho sake to kisi nek se karungi,
Lekin jab tak na milega wo nek ladka
‘TRY’ to har 1 ko karungi..

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Specially for girls . . . . . . . . . . . You.., 103 character

Specially for girls
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You can never lose weight,
if
u keep eating BHAAV every time.

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Girls ki problem Simple ladke pasand nahi, Mo.., 139 character

Girls ki problem
Simple ladke pasand nahi,
Modern ladke sincere nahi,
Ranbir kapoor milta nahi,
aur
Main in chakkaro me padta nahi…..

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Boy & Girl Playing Ludo… Boy: Agar.., 174 character

Boy & Girl Playing Ludo…
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aaya to I Kiss u
Girl: What??
Acha aur 6 Aaya To
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Boy: Kabi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya?
6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..

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I Commented on Her Facebook Status :ㅤㅤ Happy .., 123 character

I Commented on Her Facebook Status :ㅤㅤ
Happy New Year
She: Same to you.
I Edited My Comment to I LOVE YOU

*BㅤLㅤOㅤCㅤKㅤEㅤD*

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kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela h.., 193 character

kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai.
chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao..

main karun to saala character dheelaa hai :p

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