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Short love story. A pig fell in love with hen.., 183 character

Short love story.
A pig fell in love with hen,
One day they kiss each other,
Next day a pig died of BIRD FLU ,
& the hen died of SWINE FLU.
‘AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI’

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Kya Vidambana hai hamare desh ki

Phoola.., 157 character

Kya Vidambana hai hamare desh ki

Phoolan Devi Daku ho ker chunao jeet gai thi

aur

Kiran Bedi Police Wali ho ker bhi Chunao haar gai

MERA BHARAT MAHAN

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Pyar aur maut se darta kaun hai, Pyar to ho j.., 154 character

Pyar aur maut se darta kaun hai,
Pyar to ho jata he ise krta kaun hai,
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi qurban,
Par pata to chale hmse pyar karta kaun hai!!

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Cricket Fever Husband was busy watching Ind v.., 255 character

Cricket Fever
Husband was busy watching
Ind vs Pak match..
Wife Came in a New Dress & Asked Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu ??
Husband Jumped, Clapped n Shouted
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‘CHHAKKA’
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His visiting hrs in the hospital are between 4 to 7!!

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GF: Kya Soch rahe ho!! BF: Valentines Day ka .., 174 character

GF: Kya Soch rahe ho!!
BF: Valentines Day ka program..
GF: Kya socha!!
BF: Tum subah subah aa sakti ho kya..!!
Mujhe baad me ‘Bajrang Dal’ wali ke sath jana hai .

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Wife (On valentine’s day): Kya gift du..., 180 character

Wife (On valentine’s day): Kya gift du..?

Husband: Pyaar se dekha karo..
Izzat karo..
Tameez se baat kiya karo..
Yehi kaafi hai..!!

Wife: Nahi, me to gift hi dungi..!!!!!

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Reporter: Delhi elections ka kya kahenge?

.., 144 character

Reporter: Delhi elections ka kya kahenge?

BJP: AAP will lose.

AAP: Definitely we will win.

Congress: Yaar ye Pakode kyu ni aaye abhi tak ?

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He: I am in love with you totally. . . . . . .., 85 character

He: I am in love with you totally.
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She: Totla hoga tu! Tela baap totla!

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Girl Friend: I want a ‘Blackberry’.., 164 character

Girl Friend: I want a
‘Blackberry’ or
‘Apple’
on upcoming Valentine’s Day!!

BF: Anar Ka Season Hai Anar Ka ..

2 Kilo Leta Aaunga..

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Aaj mein aap se ek baat keh kar hi rahoonga. .., 171 character

Aaj mein aap se ek baat keh kar hi rahoonga.
Plzzz Dont Mind.. Woh yeh hai ke.11

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I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE

I LOVE Chocolate
Especialy dairy milk wali ..

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