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A Question Asked in an IQ Test: If u r Marrie.., 152 character

A Question Asked in an IQ Test:
If u r Married to One of The Twin Sisters
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Brilliant Answer Came:
Why Should I ?

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Answers Below 1.BOO_S ? 2. _ _NDOM ? 3.F_ _ K.., 145 character

Answers Below
1.BOO_S ?
2. _ _NDOM ?
3.F_ _ K ?
4.P_ N_S ?
5.PU_S_ ?

Ans:
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

MAY
GOD BLESS UR DIRTY MIND

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Chemistry revision Ques: What’s d chemi.., 167 character

Chemistry revision Ques:
What’s d chemical compound when flourine, uranium, carbon & potassium r mixed together?
hint- Write d chemical formula & See!!

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Teacher- There is a Frog Ship is sinking Onio.., 174 character

Teacher- There is a Frog
Ship is sinking
Onion cost RS. 3/kg
then what is my age?
Student-32yr
Teacher-How do u know?
Student- Well.. my sister is 16yr old n she is half MAD!

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IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove

Sin.., 170 character

IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove

Sin x = 6n

Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both d sides.

Then six=6

& wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka

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1+3+5+7v9+11+13+15+17+19=100 bante he.

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1+3+5+7v9+11+13+15+17+19=100
bante he.

Ab batao in me se wo koun se 5 nos.
he jin ko total kare to 50 bante he ?

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What Is The Similarity Between A Blu3 Movie &.., 119 character

What Is The Similarity
Between A Blu3 Movie
& A Tragedy Movie ??
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Both May Make u
Run For T!ssues ..

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Who is a Friend? Frnd is not sum1 who gives u.., 158 character

Who is a Friend?
Frnd is not sum1 who gives ur Bail wen U r in Jail.

But,
Frnd is a Person who IS IN JAIL WID U & says
“bola tha na Fasenge”

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SAWAAL: Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone.., 168 character

SAWAAL:
Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?

JAWAAB:
Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he

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If 1=5 2=25 3=125 4=625 5=? Think be4 scrolin.., 131 character

If
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?
Think be4 scroling Down

Ans is 1
Bcoz the First Line says
1=5
Don’t Complicate Simple Promblem.

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