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Pata nai kiyo jab meinoffice ke liye late hot.., 137 character

Pata nai kiyo jab mein

office ke liye late hota hoon toh

Poori kaynath mujhe aur late karne ke saazish

mein jooth jati hai 😉 😀

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Mujh Potateos Fever chayeShopkeeper: Ye potat.., 142 character

Mujh Potateos Fever chaye

Shopkeeper: Ye potatoes fever kia hota hai?

Meera: You literacy people iska matlab hota hai

Aalo Bukhara 😉

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Watching a drama with momBoy: Will you marry .., 136 character

Watching a drama with mom

Boy: Will you marry me?

Girl: OMG Yes

Me: *Smiles* Mom sees

Mom: Tujhay konsi maa yaad aa gaye?? 😛

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Kash !! Sooraj ki bhi biwi hotekam se kam use.., 87 character

Kash !! Sooraj ki bhi biwi hote

kam se kam use thora control main toh rakhti 😛 😉

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Traffice police: Aapko pata hai maine aapko k.., 272 character

Traffice police: Aapko pata hai maine aapko kiyo roka hai?

Girl: Mera mascara kharab ho gaya hai?

Traffic police: nai

Girl: Moti lag rahe hon?

Traffic police: nai

Girl: Mere sath selfie lena hai?

Traffic police: Jao behenji, aap jao galti ho gye rokh ker 😛

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Judge: Tumhare theek Umar kia hai?Yaad rakho .., 217 character

Judge: Tumhare theek Umar kia hai?

Yaad rakho tum ne oath la rakha hai

Ab tum jhoot nai bhol sakti

Aurat: 21 Saal aur kuch mahaine

Judge: Kuch month se tumhara kia mean hai

Aurat: Janab !! 200 month 😛 😉

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Aaj mummy subah se puchh rhi hai ki itne khus.., 116 character

Aaj mummy subah se puchh rhi hai ki itne khush kyo ho
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Ab me unhe kese btau ki unki bahu 12th pass ho gyi 😛

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Girl: Main itni Hot hoonTu hath lagayega to j.., 141 character

Girl: Main itni Hot hoon

Tu hath lagayega to jal jayega

Boy: Really? Plz yahan aaja,

aaj kitchen mei cylinder khatam ho gaya hai 😉

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Teacher: jo mere agle sawal kajawab dega, woh.., 197 character

Teacher: jo mere agle sawal ka

jawab dega, woh ghar ja sakta h

Tabhi Ali ne apna bag bahar phenk diya

Teacher: woh bag kisne phenka
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Ali: maine, aur ab mai ghar ja raha hu 😛 😉

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dusron ke kaam aayeStudent: Lekin exam ke waq.., 132 character

dusron ke kaam aaye

Student: Lekin exam ke waqt na toh

aap kud insan banti hain aur,

Na dusron ko insaan banne deti hain 😉

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