husband wife sms Urdu page 1

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Jo admi humesha hasnta muskarata raheUsay Keh.., 145 character

Jo admi humesha hasnta muskarata rahe

Usay Kehte hai Hus Mukh

Aur jis ka hasna muskharna pura bund ho jaye

Usay kehte hai Hus Band 😉 😀

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Jawab: Kiyo ke wo janta hai ke ye wohe azeem .., 119 character

Jawab: Kiyo ke wo janta hai ke ye wohe azeem admi hai.

Jis ne humare ghar ka tofan apne ghar sumbal ke raka hai 😛

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Judge: Kiya saboot hai ke tum gari speed mein.., 161 character

Judge: Kiya saboot hai ke tum gari speed mein nai chala rahe the?

Admi: Sir me apni biwi ko lene susral ja raha tha

Judge: Thats all, case dismissed 😛 😉

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Doctor ne mareez ke memory wash ker deaur poc.., 165 character

Doctor ne mareez ke memory wash ker de

aur pocha: Kuch yaad a raha hai?

mareez: sirf biwi ka name.

Doctor: sab kuch format ho gya magar virus nai gaya 😛 😉

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Dost: Biwi se larye Solve hoe kiya?Husband: G.., 232 character

Dost: Biwi se larye Solve hoe kiya?

Husband: Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas

Dost: kya baat kar raha hai

Husband: aur nahi to kya

Dost: Fir Kya Boli?

Husband: Boli Palang k Neeche se bahir aa jao,

Ab Nahi Maarungi

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Doctor: apke shohar ko complete bed rest ke z.., 152 character

Doctor: apke shohar ko complete bed rest ke zarort hai

Ye nend ke goliya rakh le

Biwi: ye me unhe kis time do?

Doctor: Ye ap ne khani hai 😉 😛

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Sohar: Begum tum jante ho humare sitare mil g.., 161 character

Sohar: Begum tum jante ho humare sitare mil ge

warna mere to shadi se pehle 20 larkiyo se dosti the

Begum: Jee humare sitare ni bulke adat be milti hai 😉

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Na hawas us ke jism keNa shoq uski lazzat kaB.., 104 character

Na hawas us ke jism ke

Na shoq uski lazzat ka

Bin matlabi sa banda hun

Uski sadgi per marta hon

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Biwi Ne Shohar Ka Mobile Dekha. Phonebook Mai.., 371 character

Biwi Ne Shohar Ka Mobile Dekha.

Phonebook Main Ladkiyon Ke Numbers

Kuch Is Tarah Save The:

Padosan Ki Bachi

New Bachi

Purani Bachi

Samne Wali Bachi

Uper Wali Bachi

College Wali Bachi
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Ye Dekh Kar Biwi Excited Ho Gayi Ke

Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Ho Ga?

Biwi Ne Apna Number Dial Kiya To

Screen Pe Likha Hua Tha
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Pagal Ki Bachi 😛 😉

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Husband: Behn sae.Wife: Behn Se Slow Awaz Mei.., 105 character

Husband: Behn sae.

Wife: Behn Se Slow Awaz Mein Bolnay ki kya Zarorat hai?

Husband: Tumhari Jo Hy.

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