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Jhuta tha wo dostJo kehta tha Jaan bhi maango.., 141 character

Jhuta tha wo dost

Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi maango de dunga,

Aaj woh apni girlfriend ko jaan kehta hai

Aur maango to gaaliya deta hai 😉

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Larka: Jee abu ke sath hota hoRishte Wale: Tu.., 109 character

Larka: Jee abu ke sath hota ho

Rishte Wale: Tumhare abu kia kerte hai?

Larka: Abu farig hote hai 😉 😀

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Pakistani aunties after whole dayof gheebat e.., 87 character

Pakistani aunties after whole day

of gheebat ends saying

choro hamain kiya 😛 😉

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Karachi Say Lahore: First day collection 14 c.., 187 character

Karachi Say Lahore: First day collection 14 crores

Bajrangi BhaiJaan: First day collection 16 crores

Punjab University Lahore: First day supplementary

Fee collection 19 crores 😉

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Woh purani filmon wale baapHumein kiyo nai mi.., 138 character

Woh purani filmon wale baap

Humein kiyo nai milte jo bolte the

Ye raha Blank Cheque aur dafa ho jao

Mere beti ke zindagi se 😉 😛

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Employee: Hello Boss, Daku ne pakar liya haiD.., 145 character

Employee: Hello Boss, Daku ne pakar liya hai

Dono haath kaat diye hai,

Ankhe phor de, Kidney nikal li

Boss: Dekh le, Ho sake toh a ja 😛

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Ayyan Ali ne Jamiya Karachi mein finance ke s.., 136 character

Ayyan Ali ne Jamiya Karachi mein finance ke students ko lecture diya

Agly week Sunny Leone parde ke importance per lecture de ge 😛

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MAA BAAP ko bete ke kitne kushi hote haiKitne.., 147 character

MAA BAAP ko bete ke kitne kushi hote hai

Kitne duaon ke baad beta hota hai aur wo

nalaik facebook per ID buna ker larki bun

jata hai 😛 😉

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Sas: Aj mere beti itne khamosh kiyo hai?Damad.., 159 character

Sas: Aj mere beti itne khamosh kiyo hai?

Damad: Kuch nai !! light gye hoe the

Us ne lipstick mangi

mein ne elfy da de

Shyd ise baad per naraz hai 😛

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Pata ni mere ghar wale kab tak mujhseone whee.., 77 character

Pata ni mere ghar wale kab tak mujhse

one wheeling kerwate rahenge 😛 😉

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